Fame

Doing one hundred and seventy Your Square Life comic strips has only brought me two things: fame and power.

Oh, how I do try to be magnanimous and avoid what has been disparaged as “lording” my twin gifts over my friends and family. Then I thought, screw it. Who are these little people to tell me what to do? I’m famous. I make no apologies for that. If I want pancakes and prime rib at 3:00 a.m., served piping hot with a smile, why shouldn’t I get it?

My wife, on the other hand, had many convincing reasons why not and encouraged me to let the matter rest, lest she kill me where I stand. I chose to agree with her.

-Lee “Famous” Post