Reason #2: Taught my cousin Natalie to ride her bike using entirely made up technique, I will call the "Soviet method" in which I made her wobble back and forth on her bike on the grass, almost knocking her off(after one inital try on the concrete), until she could balance herself, then I shoved her as fast I could down the driveway. In short, the technique is comprised of two parts: 1) violent shaking, then 2) shoving a child into traffic. Its sink or swim folks. I only had an hour.
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